Wait, do I have to write this in third person? Hi! It’s me, 8th grade Student of the Year. If you clicked here to willingly learn more about me then I’m going to take advantage and tell you that I once ran the New York City Marathon. For no other reason than to be able, for the rest of my life, to tell people that I did it. Once, I dyed my hair brown and got these fancy headshots. What else… My parents paid for years of braces and years of gymnastics so I have straight teeth and a solid cartwheel. And let’s be honest, I’m never going to write a book so here’s my dust jacket line: she resides in Hollywood with her husband and two children.